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posted by Zombie Tom @ 6:13 PM
Tom, you'd have to put all their brains together to even have a light snack.
"Los Angeles, CA (AP) -- Police were called today to the offices of Stinkum & Schnauzer, a media consultancy firm, to investigate a mass murder. Police found Jane Stinkum, 32, and Philbert Schnauzer, 41, lying in pools of blood. Police investigators said there were 'abnormalities' at the crime scene, but declined to give details pending investigation. They confirmed, however, that DEATH TO FAIRIES was found scrawled in blood, leading investigators to suspect a hate crime."Tom, what have you done now?
Tom . . . are you still, um, "alive?"
I've beefed up security around my place just in case. I left a can of pork brains in a beartrap outside my bunker.
I bet he's off eating this movie reviewer's brains for writing such a review of the fine documentary piece Goremet: Zombie Chef from Hell. Some people are so live-ist.
Hey! I was in that movie. I played the brain.
My brain is already gone, geek.
you are a mad bad litle zombies tom !! ;) don't eat brains, eat humains, lol, ... is that so good ;)
Have you ever had African brains?
Tom is an equal-opportunity fiend. He'll eat brains from any ethnic group, creed, or color.
Hey, Tom,Are you still posting?
Just wanted to let you know that I love the blog. Brains, Yo.http://benmartini.vox.com/
You are the best brain-eating zombie (are there any other kind?) around! More please? Thanks for pointing to this Ben!
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